Salem: Oh meow meow. I am sad and pitiful outside. I sit on your window and cry. Meow, meow.
Me, opening the door: Salem, come inside.
Salem: Meow-meow, woe is me.
Me: Salem, the door is open.
Salem: Nobody loves me.
Me: Salem, kitty-kitty-kitty. Who is a good kitty? Kitty, kitty, kitty!
Oliver dashing down the stairs: I’m a kitty!
Me: I don’t want you. Here kitty, kitty…
Trinity: I am a kittyyyyyyy!!! Leeeroy Jenkins!!!
Me: Small dog, you come back here.
Trinity: dashing in excitement on the front lawn.
Me: Salem, KITTY-KITTY.
Angus: Food? There is food here?
Del: I live to serve, Mistress.
Sophie: Door is open. I kill! I kiiiiiil the intruders, aroo-roo-rooo.
Me: Everybody, go away! That’s it, door is closed. Shut up. Down! Scram.
Salem: Oh, I am so sad, meow-meow-meow.
March 23, 2012