[caption id=”attachment_9425” align=”alignleft” width=”150” caption=”Salem”][/caption]

[caption id=”attachment_11489” align=”alignleft” width=”150” caption=”Oliver”][/caption]

[caption id=”attachment_10661” align=”alignleft” width=”150” caption=”Trinity”][/caption]

[caption id=”attachment_11686” align=”alignleft” width=”150” caption=”Angus”][/caption]

[caption id=”attachment_11687” align=”alignleft” width=”150” caption=”Del”][/caption]

[caption id=”attachment_11688” align=”alignleft” width=”150” caption=”Sophie”][/caption]

Salem: Oh meow meow.  I am sad and pitiful outside.  I sit on your window and cry.  Meow, meow.

Me, opening the door: Salem, come inside.

Salem: Meow-meow, woe is me.

Me: Salem, the door is open.

Salem: Nobody loves me.

Me: Salem, kitty-kitty-kitty.  Who is a good kitty?  Kitty, kitty, kitty!

Oliver dashing down the stairs: I’m a kitty!

Me: I don’t want you.  Here kitty, kitty…

Trinity: I am a kittyyyyyyy!!! Leeeroy Jenkins!!!

Me: Small dog, you come back here.

Trinity:  dashing in excitement on the front lawn.

Me: Salem, KITTY-KITTY.

Angus: Food?  There is food here?

Del: I live to serve, Mistress.

Sophie: Door is open. I kill!  I kiiiiiil the intruders, aroo-roo-rooo.

Me: Everybody, go away!  That’s it, door is closed.  Shut up.  Down! Scram.

Salem: Oh, I am so sad, meow-meow-meow.