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Yes, he is still alive. Why do you ask?

Tue, 22 May 2012 10:07:44 -0400

Yes, he is still alive. Why do you ask?

An Advance Review Copy (ARC) is almost like a book - it doesn’t have a cover and it contains...

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 10:07:49 -0400

An Advance Review Copy (ARC) is almost like a book - it doesn’t have a cover and it contains mistakes and hasn’t gone through the round of last minute corrections. We have two copies of GUNMETAL MAGIC ARC (including Magic Gifts) to give away. (Sorry, we got three and one is going to a family friend.)

To enter the contest, you must comment on this blog entry and tell us what ebook you would like us to do next.

If you’re reading this on Goodreads, through your email, or through a reader, please click on this link and comment on the blog. It’s difficult for us to keep track of entries when they are scattered in different places.

The contest is open to all readers.

The contest will run until Saturday, April 28, 2012.

Good luck!

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 11:55:35 -0400

Reblog if you like both the Hunger games and Harry Potter.

Wed, 04 Apr 2012 18:07:43 -0400

Getting out of bed on a Monday

Mon, 02 Apr 2012 09:50:12 -0400

whatshouldwecallme:

Read last sentence of the first paragraph. Click the image for larger version:

Sat, 31 Mar 2012 10:40:08 -0400

Read last sentence of the first paragraph. Click the image for larger version:

I am supposed to write this or I’ll get in trouble. So I have really bad eye sight, like really...

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 21:43:24 -0400

I am supposed to write this or I’ll get in trouble. So I have really bad eye sight, like really bad. Like I can’t see what’s on the board in class. I have glasses…or HAD glasses. This is my story and I’m sticking to it. When my dad randomly stopped the car, my glasses flew forward and the one of the little thing that go on your ears broke. (Editorial note: Nobody is buying that story.) When I got home, I knew I’d be in trouble, and taping them didn’t work, so I decided I’d fix it with superglue.

Never use superglue on glasses. I got it everywhere except where it was needed. In fact, I ended up gluing one of the lenses to the desk. Then, I had to rip it off the desk. It took a lot of force so I put one foot on the wall and pulled the deformed thing that used to be glasses off the desk. I got them off, but there was a giant chunk of desk glued onto the lens. This actually just made it worse, because now I had to get that chunk off. So I took a knife and started trying to scrape it off.

Well I got the wood off but now there was a splotch of super glue on my glasses. I tried putting them in the sink and pouring a ton of nail removal stuff (cause that gets super glue off your hands) but that just stung my fingers. Now I have half a pair of glasses. I kept them in this condition secretly for about two or three weeks. I would have gotten away with it, if we hadn’t gone to see the Hunger Games (awesome movie btw). Because while waiting in line, my Dad asked to see my glasses, since I don’t have them a lot, and I hesitated which resulted in them finding the horrid remains of my 500 dollar glasses.

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After the movie, I was taken to the mall to get contacts by Mom, because Dad said that he went last time and he wasn’t spending 500 dollars again and he washed his hands of this nonsense. Mom got mad at me for walking far behind her. Now ask any kid, they would have done what I did. No one wants to be seen at the mall with their mom on a Saturday, so I told her that. That got her mad and she was upset the whole time now.

Ok I wrote it can I do mah stuff now?

(Editorial note: Two and a half hours Saturday at the mall. The eye exam took half an hour. The rest of the time me and the nicest optometrist lady gently encouraged and begged her to actually get the contact lens into her eyes and then to get them out.

PS. This post appears in its entirety and was not edited in any way except for the insertion of editorial notes and persistent misspelling of a lot as alot.)

Photo

Sun, 25 Mar 2012 17:30:34 -0400

I will clean this office today.

Sun, 25 Mar 2012 14:11:25 -0400

I will clean this office today.

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Fri, 23 Mar 2012 13:11:20 -0400

[caption id=”attachment_9425” align=”alignleft” width=”150” caption=”Salem”][/caption]

[caption id=”attachment_11489” align=”alignleft” width=”150” caption=”Oliver”][/caption]

[caption id=”attachment_10661” align=”alignleft” width=”150” caption=”Trinity”][/caption]

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Salem: Oh meow meow. I am sad and pitiful outside. I sit on your window and cry. Meow, meow.

Me, opening the door: Salem, come inside.

Salem: Meow-meow, woe is me.

Me: Salem, the door is open.

Salem: Nobody loves me.

Me: Salem, kitty-kitty-kitty. Who is a good kitty? Kitty, kitty, kitty!

Oliver dashing down the stairs: I’m a kitty!

Me: I don’t want you. Here kitty, kitty…

Trinity: I am a kittyyyyyyy!!! Leeeroy Jenkins!!!

Me: Small dog, you come back here.

Trinity: dashing in excitement on the front lawn.

Me: Salem, KITTY-KITTY.

Angus: Food? There is food here?

Del: I live to serve, Mistress.

Sophie: Door is open. I kill! I kiiiiiil the intruders, aroo-roo-rooo.

Me: Everybody, go away! That’s it, door is closed. Shut up. Down! Scram.

Salem: Oh, I am so sad, meow-meow-meow.

Belgian Blue Cattle

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 14:28:49 -0400

Belgian Blue Cattle

What’s a cover lat? A cover flat is not a book; it’s only the cover of the book...

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 10:14:47 -0400

What’s a cover lat? A cover flat is not a book; it’s only the cover of the book that’s used by publisher’s marketing department as a marketing/sales tool. A cover flat has some cool marketing info on it and a summary of the book. It looks like this and if you click the image, it will load a much larger picture, so you can read the text clearly: [caption id=”attachment_11666” align=”aligncenter” width=”500” caption=”Click the image for much larger size”][/caption] Here is your chance to win a signed cover flat.

How to enter:

All entries must take place on the main blog. Entries by email and through Goodreads will not count. (Sorry, guys, it’s too hard to keep up the entries from different places.) Please answer the following question in the comments: with exception of Kate and Curran, which character in the Magic Universe is your favorite and whose story would you like to read next?

Eligibility:

The contest is open to all readers.

Deadline:

The contest will end on Friday, 9:00 am CST.

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 10:18:27 -0400

Spanish Declan

Sat, 17 Mar 2012 15:50:00 -0400

Spanish Declan

All of the family’s Kindles are tied to Gordon’s Amazon account. Gordon: Did you order A...

Sat, 17 Mar 2012 12:31:00 -0400

All of the family’s Kindles are tied to Gordon’s Amazon account.

Gordon: Did you order A NIGHT OF SCANDAL by Harlequin Presents?

Me, defiant: Yes, I did, and I very much enjoyed it.

Gordon: Oh, good. Because if it was thirteen-year old Kid 2, I would’ve been alarmed and possibly horrified, and if it was my ninety-year old grandmother, I’d be embarrassed and weirded out.

Hehehe.

Sat, 17 Mar 2012 11:10:13 -0400

Hehehe.

Been there…

Fri, 16 Mar 2012 12:05:54 -0400

Been there…

Yesterday we hung up the new bird feeder on the tree in the front yard. I don’t know why...

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 15:06:04 -0400

Yesterday we hung up the new bird feeder on the tree in the front yard. I don’t know why feeding birds makes me happy.

Writer’s Circle of Woe

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 11:37:45 -0400

Writer’s Circle of Woe

Whose butt is this? This is the bulldog’s butt. And who...

Sun, 11 Mar 2012 18:49:58 -0400

Whose butt is this? This is the bulldog’s butt. And who might it be pointing at? #whyme.